glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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