and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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