So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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