The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
