WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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