theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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