Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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