So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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