He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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