so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
This couple is walking their pig around campus
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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