i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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