so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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