I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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