big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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