I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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