And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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