There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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