You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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