Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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