all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
This is my gift to your gina
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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