he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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