The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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