We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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