even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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