I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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