you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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