Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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