Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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