If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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