is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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