that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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