We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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