Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I believe in your delicious
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