just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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