Do you still have your period?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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