I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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