Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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