So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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