I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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