And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Randomize
