One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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