She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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