Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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