dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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