i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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