glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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