I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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