So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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