I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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