Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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