I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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