Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
