She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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