the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
