see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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